We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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