well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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