i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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