Your tits are I can't wait for
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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