Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Randomize
