that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
even my farts smell like vagina
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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