i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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