all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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