My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
