dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
vagina is talking i cant
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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