She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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