I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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