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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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