hell yes lets make some ravioli
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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