Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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