Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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