so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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