How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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