He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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