I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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