Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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