I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
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Wipe that smile off your face.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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