He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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