Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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