absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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