I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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