The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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