Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I want to fling myself into the sun
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I wear drunk well.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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