I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
my poor anus
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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