You're my little dorito
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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