I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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