im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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