We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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