She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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