No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
..........
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Randomize
