i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
my poor anus
And then my night got REAL pukey
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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