butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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