I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Are my feet made of real feet?
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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