Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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