I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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