he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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