So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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