yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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