after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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