I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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