i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
