Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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