Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
from now on my penis is your penis
i already hear my dad disowning me
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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