Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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