Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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